cell phone,contacts,double meaning,glasses,literalism,phone,reason
By xyzpdq1 (Via: Joseph Birdsong)
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He may be able to see now at least, but he'll still never overcome the social astigmatism attached to flip-phones in this day and age. - Matty Malaprop

parakeet,pair,prefix,homophone,literalism,one,two
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

baby,censor,double meaning,effed,eft,literalism,name,newt,similar sounding,term
By Doc Nabbit
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You'd be cursing too if you were held aleft by some unseen force, I bet. - Matty Malaprop

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