Don't Even Play; They Ain't the OGs!

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blizzard,comparison,kanye west,magic the gathering,meme,merfolk,merrow,naga,n-word,world of warcraft
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Yo Naga, I'mma let you finish, but Magic: The Gathering merfolk circa Lorwyn block were the best fish-people things of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

Now's the Only Time I Know

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checking,clock,literalism,now,time
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500 Internetz to anyone who wants to shoop my dream wife Karin Dreijer Andersson into this beauty of a temporal pun. - Matty Malaprop

Aggro Queens ARE NOT My Style, But Whatever...

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queen,checkmate,moved,moment,chess,double meaning
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Dear atheists: If God is dead, how me a queen capture enemy king? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS. - Matty Malaprop

Seven of Nyan

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borg,jeri ryan,literalism,Nyan Cat,seven of nine,similar sounding,Star Trek
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If you ask me, Seven of Nyan was truly Jeri Ryan's strongest role. - Matty Malaprop

That Jump Took Balls

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felix baumgartner,jump,balls,literalism,double meaning
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Felix Baumgartner? More like Felix BALLSMGARTNER, amirite? #I'mNotRight - Matty Malaprop