Asset Hound

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Asset Hound
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... but it's not really an asset hound, is it? I mean, wouldn't an asset hound be a plastic basset hound bank? #literalismFAIL - Matty Malaprop

The Raven? Was He in Wu-Tang?

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The Raven? Was He in Wu-Tang?
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This fresh beat is brought to you by Edgar Allan Yo, who reminds you always to protect ya neck as well as your telltale heart. - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note:Obligatory Wu-Tang Video is foul-mouthed. Sorry.

Please Tell Me This Means We Can Deport Them...

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Please Tell Me This Means We Can Deport Them...
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Don't get me wrong; I strongly disagree with America's immigration policies in many ways. But I do agree with doing whatever is necessary to eradicate music from the face of the Earth, so eh. - Matty Malaprop

This Whole Post is Going to be One Cheap Trick

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This Whole Post is Going to be One Cheap Trick
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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

The Almond Brothers Band

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The Almond Brothers Band
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What was that one really annoying song they wrote? The one that got played all the time in my hometown of Backwoods, Montucky? "Ramblin' Man?" I really HATE that song. - Matty Malaprop