A Lesson in Proper Etiquette

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There may be a couple of "i"s in "piggyback ride," but that doesn't make you any less irrational for thinking this is a two-way street. - Matty Malaprop

My Chemical Romance

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I see what you did there, presumably emo post titler who happened upon a diagram of a love hormone. - Matty Malaprop

Curse You, Spam Mail!

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Hawaiians are pragmatic and now how to cook up some delicious memorandums from it, but it's just trash for the rest of us, really. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Fancy Fruit is Fancy

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Because those damn bananas in their damn pajamas were simply not dapper enough for anyone to care. - Matty Malaprop

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