Tape Gun

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Tape Gun
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For when you take a shot and you really need it to stick. - Matty Malaprop

Strange Place for Her to Leave It...

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Strange Place for Her to Leave It...
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lolwashedoutcelebs #no1curr #spooningisfunnysometimes - Matty Malaprop

Following Instructions to the Letter

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Following Instructions to the Letter
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CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop