Sorry, sorry, I jest. But no seriously, you find it a divider strainer? - Matty Malaprop
Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop
Ugh, now I'm just having flashbacks of that stupid Geico commercial... - Matty Malaprop
Or rather, at least he didn't forget to pachyderm anything! - Matty Malaprop
You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop
This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop
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