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By JMJMad1
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Their music is true metal, flat-out. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Nathan Bulmer
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When Greg didn't respond, Bill just kept pressing the issue. What an ass. - Matty Malaprop

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By netsnets (Via: Happy Smart Book)
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And by IRL, I mean sketched on a piece of paper. My version of reality is a very relative thing. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm pretty sure you could apply a nautical theme to 90 percent of Bowie's discography. "China Girl?" OBVIOUS. "Under (Sea) Pressure?" YES. "The Man Who Sold The World ('s Tea)?" NUMBER ONE ON BILLBOARD BABY! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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And in terms of flavor, its bark is most definitely worse than its bite. - Matty Malaprop