This drink brought to you by Bruno Mars, since we all know he'd catch a grenade for you. - Matty Malaprop
I tend to drink specifically to be less tongue-tied... and I feel like this particular quaffable would do nothing to help me accomplish that particular goal. - Matty Malaprop
Oh man, is this a b-side from Basement Jaxx's Rooty? That's going real deep, man! - Matty Malaprop
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