So Much Pun So Much Pun

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I work in a used game store and I try my best to let parents know what they're buying for their kids. Sometimes it works out great.

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And when I say "soft-newsy," I mean WHO WRITES FIRST-NAME ONLY BYLINES LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop

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Don't talk about Rule 34 don't talk about Rule 34 DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34!!— - Matty Malaprop

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It does its job, but please do take care to not pull on it with too much triforce, lest it snap clean in two. - Matty Malaprop

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He's a fighter, I'll give him that, but the shrapnel is literally squeezing the life out of him! If we don't get him to a medic before he runs out of juice, then I fear he'll be nothing but a bloody pulp by nightfall. - Matty Malaprop

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