ice cube,today was a good day,Memes
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I work in a used game store and I try my best to let parents know what they're buying for their kids. Sometimes it works out great.

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By JMJMad1
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Baby, you can drive my car, but only if you take it easy on the gas. Otherwise you'll make my guitcarburator gently weep. - Matty Malaprop

stealing,signs,crime,literalism,facebook,double meaning,theft
By 1dkv
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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

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Because, you know, that would just be ridiculous. Plus I'm pretty sure only 1 percent of the iTunes user base even knows what it means to shuffle by groupings. And I am not a part of that demographic. - Matty Malaprop

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