A good day indeed

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A good day indeed
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I work in a used game store and I try my best to let parents know what they're buying for their kids. Sometimes it works out great.

Why'd They Send Me Sharpies When I Asked For Pens?

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Why'd They Send Me Sharpies When I Asked For Pens?
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Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop

Try the Regurgitated Jay, Etc.

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Try the Regurgitated Jay, Etc.
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Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

Just Call Him the Philosotaxer

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Just Call Him the Philosotaxer
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Sounds to me like someone didn't handle their investments wisely... - Matty Malaprop