I thought it just made you a well-adjusted human being, but maybe I missed the memo? - Matty Malaprop

Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop

Come on, Punmasters. I know you guys are always all over this kind of thing. Also, obligatory terrible Rihanna video below. - Matty Malaprop

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... because Lana Del Ray is way cooler than Steppenwolf ever was. - Matty Malaprop

Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

Forget making reference to the pun above; does anyone know where I can get myself one of these babies? - Matty Malaprop

Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop