The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop
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JanosP
Leave the eyebrow rings to the street punks in the U.K., will ya Pierce? - Matty Malaprop
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Unknown (via The Daily What)
Seriously, Facebook addicts have trigger fingers that could beat Meta Knight on expert mode 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop
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Unknown (via For Lack of a Better Comic)
On the plus side, high fidelity headphones are always faithful to their spouses, AND they'll take a bullet for any and all of their friends and acquaintances. - Matty Malaprop
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James Sill
Axe is really a lot like Red Bull when you stop and think about it; both are synonymous with canned sh*t. - Matty Malaprop
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boykofishy
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reximilian
... but why is there no hole in the road in the second picture? - Matty Malaprop
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