BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop

I've been stewing about this blasphemous broth of legislation for months now. - Matty Malaprop

Mmm... sweet, sweet mathematic munchies. - Matty Malaprop

Gives a whole new meaning to the idea of a gay housewife, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Just don't let them hound you too much with their eyes, otherwise you'll fall victim to their doggy wiles. - Matty Malaprop

Barbacoa's: Where confession and concession meet in holy meltrimony. - Matty Malaprop

It really is quite amazing, the way all that copypasta she eats goes straight to her backside. - Matty Malaprop