If you keep working toward your goals, I'm sure everything wool turn out just fine! - Matty Malaprop

It's not the derivatives that get you, but rather the sudden STOP sine at the end. - Matty Malaprop

Apparently there is a Big Game happening on Sunday? NHOT FOOTBALL TBH. - Matty Malaprop

Lol by juligrilltalles

Apparently this is from show called "Sherlock" that I've totally never heard of? - Matty Malaprop

Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop

One thing Jay-Z and this baby definitely have in common: They both have AMAZING cribs. - Matty Malaprop

It's at once more ethical and more violent than its homophonic counterpart. - Matty Malaprop