Don't worry junior, you're not alone in this. My dad's always zombie-esque before he gets his morning coffee in him too. - Matty Malaprop

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that vinyl-on-tire sound! So avant-garde! - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to punmaking, all things Star Trek-related are forever wetsuitable. - Matty Malaprop

No homo but seriously JT will you please to be my ~~boyfriend~~???? - Matty Malaprop

Moar Justin TimberLOLing over here!

Finding stardom on the Internet is difficult. I just hope this newcomer doesn't let his first failures inflame him. - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope it doesn't Fall while perched on such an awkward precipice. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not entirely sure what kind of question would warrant such an answer, but it's an answer nonetheless. - Matty Malaprop