From the looks of it, I think he kinda wishes he would have too. - Matty Malaprop

Cheer up, emo kid.

If she's French and just feeling alright, then would that make here Blake Comme Ci Comme Ça? - Matty Malaprop

"I love #YOLO." "I knOLO." - Matty Malaprop

... in more ways than one, I mean. - Matty Malaprop

High expectations are one thing, but date-specific expectations? Come on now, that's just unrealistic! - Matty Malaprop

You can have your Kobes and your Jordans. Kareem Abdul Babar will always have my deepest and most profound respects. - Matty Malaprop

Well, what do you have to say for yourself, dude? The ball is in your court now. - Matty Malaprop