I went out eating wearing skinny jeans and was struck down by a stomach virus, and on the frantic car ride home I had to ride with my pants half off because they were so tight it was aggravating my illness.
Today, five different people asked me if my pants were painful.
I just relised my boyfriend wears smaller skinny jeans then me. FML.
i wear two-toned tights and a cod-peice. skinny jeans are too mainstream
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