Siri Knows Me

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dinner,emolulz,forever alone,iphone,mother,sassy
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You Can Go to the Concert After You Tend to the Backyard

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best of week,brutal,concert,Jacob,mother,weird kid
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You're Going to Be One Hell of a Mother...

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best,emolulz,facebook,mother,parenting,weird kid,worst
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... By which I mean completely insane.

Probably...

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Your Mother's Quite Mean

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Yo mama is so hipster she makes you listen to Pop music so her bands won't go mainstream
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Do Your Chores

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My mom took all my Ikea furniture.

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