I feel sad because no one is paying attention to me so I'm going to go put foundation all over my face and on my lips and then I'll put a ton of black mascara and eyeliner on and put my rainbow contacts in, and then I'll straighten my hair, and then I'll take a picture with the brightness all the way up and make duck lips at the camera because this will solve all my problems and everyone will tell me how pretty I look.
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