Tropical Storm John Boehner is expected to make landfall early this Friday!
The reasoning behind environmental advocacy group 350 Action's proposal is as follows: before 2005, the name Katrina was quite popular for baby girls. After 2005, the name has seen a massive decrease in popularity, with similar phenomena happening to the names Hugo and Sandy. Instead of unfairly stigmatizing people who have been stuck with these names prior to Mother Nature Adolfing the crap out of them, why not name the storms after the people who indirectly help create them? The petition currently has 92,300 signatures; could the gulf coast be staring down Hurricane Michelle Bachmann in the coming years? Possibly.
On Monday June 24th, the Texas House of Representatives overwhelmingly to approve a bill that would close 37 of the state's 42 abortion clinics, effectively leaving hundreds of thousands of women in the southern United States without access to proper abortion care. The bill was subsequently sent to the state Senate where it looked like it was sure to become law.
Much like voting for elected officials, voting on bills has a deadline. Before midnight on a certain date, government bodies must pass a vote on whether or not the bill should become law. Enter the filibuster: a devious way of delaying a vote past the required time by taking the floor in a session of government and essentially talking about it until the deadline passes.
Seriously, you can literally blab for so long that the deadline passes and the bill dies.
Wendy Davis, a Texas state senator, did just that. Starting at 11:00 A.M. on Tuesday June 25th, Davis took the floor of the state Senate and began a speech about the dangers of the bill passing and becoming law.
She didn't stop speaking for 13 hours. If she paused to eat lunch or even take a bathroom break, her filibuster would have ended and the bill vote would have began. At 12:02 in the morning on June 26th, she ended her speech, 120 seconds after the senate session ended. Goodbye, bill.
Filibusters: one of the best ways to troll the government.
Sen. Shadrack McGill, who went on the record earlier this year saying that his reproductive health policies are dictated by Scripture, is none too popular among the... ahem... more sexually liberated folks in his state. Since his proclamation that separation of church and state can go to hell (no pun intended), McGill has been being trolled by a group of strippers who will approach him incognito during the day and ask for things like help changing a tire. When McGill obliges, he is always meant with a business card encouraging to visit the local strip club. On several occasions, McGill even had his Facebook page hacked and rather racy photos of strippers posted with captions like "had a great time with Shadrack last night!! ;) ;)"
Finally, McGill's wife Heather had enough of the strippers' shenanigans, and took to Facebook to tell them that they'll be smitten or something if keep up with this crap.