BREAKING NEWS: Hot Girls Get More Attention Than Middle-Aged Guys

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This is groundbreaking stuff, you guys.

Speak of which, we just broke ground on our new Cringe site! Hooray, sympathy awkwardness!

Suddenly, Out of Nowhere, BUBBLES!

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Friendly PSA: Carefully Consider What Personal Information You Post on the Internet

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Or else you might end up in a Jack Vale prank video.

Since When Did Dog Watching Get So Hard?

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What Would You Do if You Accidentally Broke a 150,000 Dollar Guitar?

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Run? Cry? Cry then run?

Jack Vale is the Pretty Much the Worst Husband Ever

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His marriage skills could use a serious lift up.

Jack Vale Makes Everyone's Worst Social Media Nightmare Come True

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We all have that fear.

The fear that we have some random creeper following us around who mysteriously knows everything about us. The one whom you've never met in your life who, right after introducing themselves, proceeds to ask you why you like to have a hot pumpkin spice latte right after your Zumba class (seriously, a hot, rich, sweet drink like that after physical exercise? Ick!).

Jack Vale exploits that very fear, introducing himself to total strangers while knowing just a bit too much about them...

... okay, way too much about them.