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Every year Groupon has a special offer on the state-of-the-art Banana Bunker and every year people are having a hard time figuring out its true purpose.

It must be like Christmas for the social media manager at Groupon each time the product goes up for sale. Just look at these on point responses.

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Is the catchphrase of douchey manchildren everywhere who are trying to be edgy. The Tumblr Make Me a Sandwich B*h has started tracking Twitter users who tweet the phrase, and then posting a tweet buried deep in their Twitter accounts to reveal just what kind of people they are.

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Via: Salon
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Sen. Shadrack McGill, who went on the record earlier this year saying that his reproductive health policies are dictated by Scripture, is none too popular among the... ahem... more sexually liberated folks in his state. Since his proclamation that separation of church and state can go to hell (no pun intended), McGill has been being trolled by a group of strippers who will approach him incognito during the day and ask for things like help changing a tire. When McGill obliges, he is always meant with a business card encouraging to visit the local strip club. On several occasions, McGill even had his Facebook page hacked and rather racy photos of strippers posted with captions like "had a great time with Shadrack last night!! ;) ;)"

Finally, McGill's wife Heather had enough of the strippers' shenanigans, and took to Facebook to tell them that they'll be smitten or something if keep up with this crap.

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