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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Hotel underpays photographer by half, she undercuts their revenue by 70%: 'We decided to talk to the customers'
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