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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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14-year-old tells her uncle she doesn't want to be like his 10, 14, and 16-year-old homeschooled kids: 'I don’t know if his kids are even gonna be able to go to college.'
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Warehouse forbids employees from wearing any colors that aren't gray, black, white, blue, red or tan: 'I'm not sure they even know their basic colors'
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Dad shows up to 22-year-old's retail shift, demands manager move him from closing shifts: 'He knows how tiring night shifts can be'
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Coworker reports colleague to HR for 'being too quiet,' complains they don't make enough small talk: 'So this is about me not chatting enough?'
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Aunt books family vacation without telling anyone, niece frets about cancelling for a work trip: 'Each family unit owes $310'
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