Imgur user BJohnson11231 posted these photos comparing himself to his friend with the title "My friend is a male model, I'm a dork in Brooklyn." To be fair, it looks like he's a dork WITH A BACKYARD in Brooklyn, so don't feel too bad for the guy. He's probably doing okay without washboard abs.

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These are the following phrases you might encounter if you're one of those players that types "GG EZ" after taking home the win.
-Great game, everyone!
-It was an honor to play with you all. Thank you.
-Good game! Best of luck to you all!
-I'm wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you all for playing with me.
-C'mon, Mom! One more game before you tuck me in. Oops mistell.
-Gee whiz! That was fun. Good playing!
-Well played. I salute you all.
-I could really use a hug right now.
-It's past my bedtime. Please don't tell my mommy.
-Ah shucks... you guys are the best!
-I feel very, very small... please hold me...
-For glory and honor! Huzzah comrades!
-Mommy says people my age shouldn't suck their thumbs.
-I'm trying to be a nicer person. It's hard, but I am trying, guys. Wishing you all the best.

Every year Groupon has a special offer on the state-of-the-art Banana Bunker and every year people are having a hard time figuring out its true purpose.

It must be like Christmas for the social media manager at Groupon each time the product goes up for sale. Just look at these on point responses.

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