Despite the 0-1 loss to Germany, the USA moves on due to Portugal defeating Ghana.
Mueller scored in the first half with a stunner of a shot:
The US looked tired for much of the game and had a difficult time following their own teammates on the field. Eventually leading to this:
But the good news is that Theodore Roosevelt still approves:
Klinsmann is German, so he doesn't understand. I believe the Germans have a word for it though: Neidtäubebesteindaswürldatallethingenzyndrome.
Here's the whole play:
These kids are from Camp Sunshine, a support program for children and teens fighting cancer. If that can't rile up the team, what will?
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