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"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

-- J. Robert Oppenheimer, quoting "The Bhagavad Gita"

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That's sarcasm, in case you didn't figure it out. Our piss-poor education system is an issue of national concern, and, more importantly, national shame.

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To give you a frame of reference:

"Any drive over 400 feet is noteworthy. A blow of 450 feet shows exceptional power, as the majority of major league players are unable to hit a ball that far. Anything in the 500-foot range is genuinely historic."

And anything over 600 feet is a lie made by old-timey strongmen, print journalists, and radio announcers before home run distance was tracked as a statistic.

Surprisingly, Stanton didn't even make it to the final round, where Oakland A's OF Yoenis Cespedes claimed the Derby crown for the second year in a row.