Sign Me the Hell Up!

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Spotted on a Job Application in Kansas

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Kansas, you may have a problem...

Not Even Once

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They Don't Meth Around in Arkansas

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Arkansas has had its fair share of meth lab busts since 2012 (100), but Stephen would be wiser to make fun of a state like Missouri, which has had 18 times more meth lab busts than its southern neighbor.

The worst offender states are:

  1. Missouri (1,825)
  2. Tennessee (1,585)
  3. Indiana (1,429)
  4. Kentucky (919)
  5. Illinois (801)

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The Official Intoxicated Terrorist Identification Checklist

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The Perfect Way to Get Out of Jail Time

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We're Rolling Out Our Nuclear Warhead Satellite Next Week

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