JUICE BOX you're doing it right.

MONOGAMY always the more expensive option.

1ST WATER TO WINE now granola bar to snickers

JESUS TURNED WATER TO WINE but I turned my entire student loan into vodka. Your move, Jesus

LIKE FATHER like son

FRENCH WEREWOLF he might eat you, he might not. Frankly, he just doesn't give a damn about anything but the wine.

REALITY fiction pales in comparison