WILLY WONKA why yes, my shirt is made of marshmallows

SEEMS LEGIT

WILLY WONKA CALLED, he said you're too weird to work for him.

UHM THIS IS MR WONKA I don't want this back...you can have it...kthxbai

MR. WONKA CALLED you're needed back at the factory

WILLY WONKA he's a real b*tch when he smokes crack

YOU FORGOT his most evil role of all: Willy Wonka's dentist father