if you're gonna make a vampire character who's a complete pansy at least make him funny.
don't actually own a silver volvo.
when vampires were in horror movies
who is that pale guy in the photo, anyway?
DR WILSON IS A GAY VAMPIRE
he's laughing because he just heard Edward Cullen claim to be a vampire
when a puppet makes a better vampire than you could ever be.
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