WIMPY VAMPIRES

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WIMPY VAMPIRES if you're gonna make a vampire character who's a complete pansy at least make him funny.

THE CULLENS

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THE CULLENS don't actually own a silver volvo.

REMEMBER

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REMEMBER when vampires were in horror movies

SOOO...

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SOOO... who is that pale guy in the photo, anyway?

ALUCARD, bud

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ALUCARD he's laughing because he just heard Edward Cullen claim to be a vampire

INADEQUACY

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INADEQUACY when a puppet makes a better vampire than you could ever be.