TEQUILA where the hell will you wake up?

TEQUILA because sometimes even germans need a break from beer

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS drink more tequila.

THAT MOMENT WHEN you know that last shot of tequila was a bad idea.

I HATE MONDAYS

GENTLEMEN please form an orderly single-file line

TEQUILA GUNDAM it's not racist, we swear!