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but it does gather plenty of blood
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they meant medusa was on the OTHER end of the skype call...
SHE WAS SKYPING MEDUSA
we know this isn't Medusa, dumbass
KILLING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE
wants to learn "Stone Edge," but already has 4 moves
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Damn It, Google!
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