PILOT SAID PREPARE FOR CRASH LANDING
I don't do "crash landings."
LITTLE BOOZE BOTTLES
sorry we seem to be out of those.
like my shrink doesn't get enough money
I'M SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT
you are like 50 years late
I want to be a pilot
We Have No Idea Why We Have to Tell You This!
Damn It, Google!
You Can't Celebrate Independence Without Shooting Hot Dogs ...
10 Benefits of Having a Cat
Protip: The Bullets Go HORIZONTALLY in the Magazine
Bread Avengers: Getting a Rise Out of Criminals
America Officially Challenges Japan to a Robot Duel
30 Shower Thoughts You've Never Realized Before
There's a Reason That No Man in Mexico Can Tell You What ...
Civ V is More Topical Than You Thought
Pick Your Site Name
Tell us more about it