PILOT SAID PREPARE FOR CRASH LANDING
I don't do "crash landings."
LITTLE BOOZE BOTTLES
sorry we seem to be out of those.
like my shrink doesn't get enough money
I'M SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT
you are like 50 years late
I want to be a pilot
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