FLAMING SHIELD adds a +5 to AC, if you survive the burns

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO ANGRY that you beat someone just for wearing a fanny pack

SUDDENLY Phil realized something was missing.

BURN all the things!

"I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE MARSHMALLOWS"

Censored by SOPA you shouldn't have told them

USE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER you're doing it wrong