HOOTERS oh look free wi-fi

CHUM BUCKET chum is what fisherman use as bait; it's ground up fish parts. The chum bucket is a cannibal restaurant. That's why nobody goes there.

USELESS DOOR is useless

SUPRISE it's not a fat duck

MEANWHILE IN GERMANY...

RESTAURANTS the only thing that Asians don't get A's on.

HERRO?