BRING YOUR KID TO WORK DAY "but Dad, I wanted to be a rebel!"

43,595 TURBOLASERS can't stop fifty rebel ships

I'M A REBEL

AVRIL LAVIGNE because bragging about how much of a bitch you are through generic pop songs really makes you a rebel

BEING A REBEL requirements: break-up with cheating bf, write a song about it, make millions (way to take down the system!)