I GOT 626 PROBLEMS but a stitch ain't one

ELMER HAD SERIOUS PROBLEMS but he was able to turn himself around.

THERE ARE VERY FEW PROBLEMS which can't be solved by a suitable application of high explosives

DON'T LOOK NOW your little problems are about to get much worse

NO PROBLEMS only solutions

PROBLEMS if you can't solve them, try to have some fun with them instead