MORGAN FREEMAN can

IF YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling eachother would be pretty much the greatest thing ever.

IT WILL BE... an hour and a half long, and we will sit there mesmerized the entire time.

GUARANTEED he has a story from his childhood about cotton candy that he's going to tell us.

WHEN I DIE... I want to be shot by Clint Eastwood while Morgan Freeman narrates it

MORGAN FREEMAN is god and can do as he pleases