REGRET

1. training my ex-girlfriend to shoot

THIS reminds me of some parts of my ex

MEET MY EX

SHE'S FAT BUT... you live with your mom

COINCIDENCE he imagines the same thing

WHY THE HELL is forever on the low end and instant at the top?

AWKWARD MOMENT #49 you try to make your ex jealous by bringing your new girlfriend to the game, but she gets drunk, passes out, and pisses her pants in front of her instead.