FITZWILLAM DARCY kicking edward cullen's sparkly butt since 1813

HI! DO YOU WANT A AUTOGRA- oh, you don't?... ok

ALUCARD he's laughing because he just heard Edward Cullen claim to be a vampire

NO... this is Edward Cullen's bathroom

WRONG You fingered Edward Cullen.

GIRLS NIGHT OUT

EDWARD CULLEN has been hooking up with Jacob Black behind Bella's back.