COUGAR HUNTING level: onsie

COST MORE THAN YOU THINK

SITUATIONAL AWARENESS it's paramount to your personal safety

ROGUE the later years

JAILBAIT & COUGAR this is going to end in shame, regret and prison,

MORNING COUGAR Wise up kid. She got what she wanted and now she's NOT driving you to your lacrosse practice.

ULTIMATE COUGARS prefer their candy served on platters by half naked men.