HEY, HALLMARK! try to beat this card.

HERE YOU GO now get back to work

THE BRO CARD he'll never get his

21 OF HEARTS blackjack's headshot

Tunnel This!

ARTIFACT +25% magic resistance, +2 defense, -1 speed, -30% vulnerability against cheeseburger, +100% damage against dictator.

JUST SAYING you have 2 cards in blackjack...you will always lose, as you go over 21