Caturday

Careful feline friend, he's blurred with rage.

Is he asking the ferret, or getting ready to attack?

So long as it's not with yourself, this cat will not be eaten by Domo.

What was that 1980's horror movie with the evil mirror world? I have a feeling this cat probably would be able to answer that question if it spoke english.

He will regain the couch bed, at any cost.

No one is safe from his ungodly precise laser eyes.