Worth Eighteen Years of Pain were the only reason you wanted to come to math that week

The news of Kony is mutton disguised as lamb.

Does fortune smile upon Success Kid? Or does he smile upon fortune? The gods must do his bidding, because everything goes his way.

But does that mean his placement in this bracket is ensured by his own lucky hand? If this post gets more shares than Socially Awkward Penguin, he'll go onto Round Two! I know it's confusing! I'm here for you!