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ice cube request literalism one shape
Via: ziplap
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

unicorn corn uni latin literalism one double meaning
Via: Cats Are the Priority
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Don't be fooled by its adorable exterior, though. This uni-corn is actually a kernel in its nation's army. - Matty Malaprop

parakeet pair prefix homophone literalism one two
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

shift one fish two fish red fish blue fish similar sounding red blue one two dr seuss
By Unknown
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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

one pair parakeet prefix two uni
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Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop