The mullet has had a cultural moment in the past few years. Once derided as the ugliest haircut in the world, mullets have been the signature haircut for hipsters. As a wise meme once said of the mullet, “If this haircut shows up in your neighborhood your rent is going up.” The association for mullets has swiftly shifted from country bumpkins to entitled zillennial garbage people, but that doesn't mean that zillennial garbage people are better at mullets than the bible/bullet belt.