Grim

Beyond awkward

Not so eligible bachelors

Tinder blues

Unswipeable personalities

Everyone is icky

Not relationship material

Ick, ick, ick

Where is the love

Swiping left

Please, just be normal

Icks everywhere

I've gone most of my life without really knowing anyone who is involved with multi-level marketing, aka pyramid schemes. Honestly, I kind of pity some of the people who get involved with them. But save for a couple of suburban moms I know tangentially, I've been kindly spared from solicitous direct messages from boss babes about how their products - or joining their team - will change my life. Until this year. It would seem my cousin has fallen prey to the seductive lifestyle that so many MLM g…

Maybe celibacy is the best option

Modern romance sucks

Woah