But, little known fact, did you know Kim Jong Un was a better go-kart driver? Man, is there nothing that guy can't do?
Everyone in all the world was thrilled for the wedding of their Glorious Leader, but before the honeymoon sexy times can get underway Kim Jong Un will have to face his 3 deadliest challenges yet! Be sure to tune into this week's, ADVENTURES OF KIM JONG UN! (because it's mandatory.)
Our new Glorious Leader is the best person of all people. He rides hoverboards, knows dragons and is strong enough to throw missiles into the moon. ALL HAIL GLORIOUS LEADER!