Dr. Seuss Never Saw This Coming

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cindy-lou who,dr seuss,he will never ha,he will never have a girlfriend,mother of god
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Insert Dr. Seuss-esque phrase of banging Cindy-Lou :here:

I'd Still Date Little Steve

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he will never have a girlfriend,i-dont-know,some actor,some movie,steve
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I'd Tap That Bottom

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attractive,cute,Harry Potter,he will never have a girlfriend,neville
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Cereal Guy Signed His Death Warrant

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cereal,chuck norris,doomed,girlfriend,he will never have a girlfriend,raisins,ugh
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Cereal Guy: Neville Sexybottom

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cereal guy,girlfriend,Harry Potter,he will never have a girlfriend,longbottom,neville
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Who knew? Suddenly, Neville got sexy

Cereal Guy: Selena Gomez

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boyfriend,cereal guy,gay,he will never have a girlfriend,justin bieber,Rage Comics
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Cereal Guy: Meg Griffin

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he will never have a girlfriend,meg griffin,mila kunis
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