That's one way to remember

For crying out loud, if you bring your kids to a restaurant, don't let them treat it like a playground. Waiting tables is a lot harder if you have a little one running beneath your feet, not to mention it's actually really dangerous, as servers are running around with hot plates in their hands. If a kid were to bump into a server, they could potentially have the hot plate dropped on their head. That would hurt, a lot. And then parents would bla bla bla about suing for damages when really, they…

Eat up

She wasn't healthy enough

He's not a stand-in husband

You put my love on top (ramen)

Thanks I'll take the ice cream

Bon Appetit

Chag Sameach!

When you're here, you're family

They're too subtle

Nobody's satisfied

Dudes rock

Get me a Tomacco, stat

‘I want to know what the first person who made bread was thinking’

Team Banana