You're not an Uber

Don't date and drive, kids.

Honk if you love getting angry on the road!

People change their numbers, it happens all the time. Sometimes, friends, colleagues, and even companies who were in contact with these people — don't get the memo. I have that kind of number, and it results in me getting a bunch of calls throughout the year at odd hours, and people always ask for the same person… Rachel. Who is Rachel? No idea, but at this point, I hate her. The person in this story got back at some kids who were, it seemed, deliberately calling their number even though the pe…

Bring back manual driving

to all the designated drivers: we thank you for your service

definitely shopping

Just take the trains

The cord on the bus goes "yank yank yank"

He was insistent

"I thought about getting custom plates"

Ingenious

Nobody likes getting wrongfully accused, but everyone likes a dash of petty revenge

As a non-driver I don't expect to know much about the world of driving and automobile ownership. But there are some things I inherently understand. For example, I know that not enough people employ turn signals, and way too many people employ high-beam lights. Another thing I “get” is that leasing a car means you're essentially renting it long-term. Unfortunately for one TikToker , this knowledge eluded him, and he's now getting roasted to a crisp on Twitter after sharing a video about his shoc…

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Fast and furious