Something evil lurking in the dark? None other than your scary neighborhood Spider-man!

Share this post to give him one last chance to win!

Spider-man! Get down from there! It's time for you to face your ultimate challenge - a joke misdirection video. Yes, this is the stuff Uncle Ben was warning you about.

Facebook is the way to vote! More shares means Spider-man advances to the Final Four!

Why does Spider-man cause more problems than he solves? What is it about his arachnoid ways that puts him in the middle of constant chaos? Is he even strong even to beat a LOLcat?

Only YOU can give Spidey enough Facebook shares to move forward.

If there's anything more terrifying than a man-like spiderhero swinging crime out of the streets, it's 60s Spider-man's unapologetic departure from the gritty reboots of the current era. His time was more colorful, more peaceful; the biggest problems Spider-man had to deal with were his shoelaces and great-aunt's birthday party.

It kinda turned him into a softy, but one OF WHICH we cannot get enough. (Take that, prepositional sentence endings!) For all the cares Spider-man doesn't give, there is one from each of us for him. We love you Spidey!

[Mods say: If this post gets more shares than Derp, Spider-man will move on from our hearts and into round two.]

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