KISS 108 FM in Boston is holding a contest: be Taylor Swift's biggest fan, and you get to meet her! All you have to do is write a friend into the voting and make sure they get the most votes. Sounds like a teenage girl's dream, right?
Well it's also the dream of one Charles Z., "39-year-old creepy friend" of a random 4chan anon. To help good old Charles realize his dream, the 4chan user decided to enlist the assistance of /b/ to flood the poll with votes. Sorry, teenyboppers, but 4chan is legion, and Charles Z. soon found himself sitting atop the poll with a sizeable lead. When people Charles' friend what Charles might do if won?
"Sniff Taylor Swift's hair cuz he's into that," Anon said. Charming.
This must be why he puked onstage recently! Our beloved Biebs is sick, and he needs our support. Sure, now they're saying it's just another brilliant 4chan troll, but Bieber hasn't denied it on Twitter yet, so it must be true! Go bald4Bieber today!