He's Always Seemed a Bit Shifty to Me

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... because Y shifts between being a consonant and a vowel! See what I did there? OH GOD I'M A MONSTER. T.T - Matty Malaprop

Dear Algebra

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Punmaster ChBoler says: "I z what you did there."

I know humor is a variable thing, but I simply did not find a single factor of this post funny. - Matty Malaprop

Dear Algebra...

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Cheer up, math-friend. Get some Zs tonight and hopefully you'll feel better in the morning! - Matty Malaprop

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