Here Comes the Bride

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life,marriage,rhyming,wife,husband,life and death
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Punmaster WinterLove111 says: "Choose carefully..."

Why choose? Just tie the knot and let your lifeblood bleed out slowly! - Matty Malaprop

They Couldn't Be More Opposite

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contrast,double meaning,eye,homophone,homophones,literalism,opposites,wife,wi-fi
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

... Photographers, Amirite?

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photography,photographers,kids,hang,frame,wife,shoot,literalism,family,double meaning
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To date, I've been in two long-term relationships with photographers. They both ended horrible. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I THINK THE PUNS IN THIS POST ARE PART OF A SYSTEMIC TREND BASED ON THE SOCIOPATHIC NATURE OF MOST PHOTOGRAPHERS. #jaded #biased #mostlykidding - Matty Malaprop

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