Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent

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Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent
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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

Thirty-Three Plant Puns in Less Than a Minute

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Not bad. I mean, I didn't peony myself laughing or anything, but he did do a pretty dandelion job. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Totally Not Creeped Out By This...

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I'm Totally Not Creeped Out By This...
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For some reason I keep thinking those bags are tea bags, and the concept of steeping one's eyeballs in jasmine tea is really freaking me out right now. #LOLWUTMYBRAINOHGOD - Matty Malaprop

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