Under the Weather

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Under the Weather
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This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop

Thirty-Three Plant Puns in Less Than a Minute

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Not bad. I mean, I didn't peony myself laughing or anything, but he did do a pretty dandelion job. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent

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Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent
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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop